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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 04:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Loons and Moons

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why would a person who is educated and skillful still find it hard to get a better job?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

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So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

share office space ...

If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?

Then came..

Still no good

No go.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...